For those of you who are not familiar with Lenny Winkle, grab a beer and pull up a chair while I fill you in on his latest antics. Lenny Winkle is a crazy wanker that looks like a 70′s porn star that fell out of a time machine into the 21st century. I recently saw him at MadWinkle.com, and he immediately left an impression on me. He has girls writing his name on their boobs, videos of some of the funniest stuff you will see online, and oh yeah, plenty of hot chics. Lenny Winkle is a babe magnet. He has them wrapped around his finger the minute they get a look at that mustache. For those of you not familiar with him, visit his site and take a look around.

As many of you know, Lenny Winkle is notorious for showing up at parties, then disappearing with the booze. I’m not sure if he has his own party and is too broke to buy his own beer, or if he feels that your beer is his beer, but he has been crashing parties for years and slipping out the back door with cases and kegs in tow. On one recent adventure, Lenny snuck into a party and was about to walk off with two cases of beer from the kitchen. However, he was surprised at the door by a female guest who threatened to rat him out. He lowered his glasses and told the young lady she basically had two choices. She could either follow him to his van where he would service her in the back for as long as possible, or she could turn and walk away, pretending she never saw this Robin Hood of beers. Legend has it that the girl still walks with a limp, and that smile on her face will someday need to be surgically removed. Lenny Winkle is a legend with the ladies.

Lenny has often been known to pull off some of the most amazing pranks in history. He showed up at a local college and got into a fraternity disguised as the schools mascot, a sweater wearing donkey. He had already filled four duffels bags with those muscle heads beer, when he saw the party kick into high gear. The cheerleaders began showing up, and Lenny got to work. He informed one of the freshman cheerleaders it was a tradition at the fraternity for a girl to ride the donkey or they risk being kicked out of the fraternity and risk losing any social status. The important thing was the girls would be graded on how they rode the donkey, and the winner would be immediately nominated head cheerleader. He began pimp ballin’ about three of these unsuspecting girls, when he decided to cream the winner and announce her prize. Lenny told the girl she won the head position by draining the donkey, and she was to announce to the party what she did. As she told her story, Lenny and the four duffel bags disappeared.

Lenny Winkle will sit home all day long as you work your ass off. He plays video games and chats with girls on porno chat rooms with your credit card. He doesn’t care if you even catch him, because he will either sleep with your girlfriend or steal your beer, a win win for both of you. If you want to give Lenny some love or find out when he will strike again, be sure to visit him at MadWinkle.com. One word of warning. If at your next party if a man dressed as a donkey tells you that you need to help him out, do as he says and get down on your knees and open your mouth and take in all the wisdom Lenny Winkle has to offer you and the world.